Thursday 22 January 2015

130 Things About Thailand

Well since I have officially been here for half of the time I will be staying I figured it was time to share some facts about Thailand with you.

General Information/ Customs


1. There are 77 different provinces in Thailand

2. This means basically every new city is also a new province

3. Thai people do not like feet, so don't point with them, or touch anything other then shoes, and the ground with them

4. Opposite of the feet, the head is precious. So do not touch other peoples heads. It is rude

5. Religion and the monarch are part of literally everything in Thailand

6. Thai people love white skin

7. Thai people hate the sun

8. There is this thing called a Thai kiss. Don't be afraid when you get one. Basically the only way to explain it is a really intense sniff

9. There are no sidewalks

10. Two lanes of traffic actually means four lanes

11. When in the north of Thailand there is no such thing as a straight road

12. From Chiangmai to Pai there is a road that has 762 curves. It takes about 3 hours to get there but is only about 80kms away

13. You do not see elephants roaming around

14. But you do see chickens, cats, dogs, lizards and sometimes the rare rat

15. Cigarettes on the tv are blurred out, but you can see all the live action blood and guts you want on the news

16. Riding in the bed of a truck is normal, don't be concerned when you see about fifteen people in the back going down the super highway

17. People will chew with their mouths open

18. They will also talk with food in their mouths

19. But make sure to cover your mouth when using a tooth pick

20. No one washes there hands after going to the bathroom

21. There is no toilet paper, only a garden hose.

School

22. When talking to a teacher you should be physically lower then them. This means most of the time you must kneel to talk to your teachers

23. When passing someone older then you in the hallway make sure to wai to them

24. In most schools you do not wear shoes into the classroom

25. Sometimes you don't wear shoes at all in school (yay for really really dirty feet)

26. Virtually everyone buys lunch at school. It is rare for someone to bring food from home

27. Every school has uniforms, even university

28. Instead of handing in assignments, students hand in there entire notebooks

29. There is an assembly every morning

30. At morning assembly be prepared to sing the national anthem, pray and say some other stuff that i honestly still don't understand (oh how I love the old Thai language)

31. It is not abnormal for a Thai teacher to just randomly cut off some boy students hair if it is to long

32. Student bathrooms are probably the nastiest things on this entire planet. I do not believe that they are cleaned all year. So ask your advisor if it is okay to use the staff bathroom

34. Every single student takes notes the exact same way. No questions asked

35. Students are passive about learning here, they may study a lot, but there hands are held through the entire process.

36. There is little room from imagination in school

37. School is all about memory and there is little to no application of what you have learned

38. Example of #37. Memorize the periodic tables first 5 elements of every group and then recite them. But never will you do a chemistry lab.

39. Do not be surprised when random cats or dogs come into your classroom. They are usually friendly.

Laws, Government, and The Monarch

40. There is indeed a military coup. 

41. No the country is not dangerous or scary because of this.

42. It is illegal to talk ill of the Royal Family

43. For the month of December most people wear yellow to celebrate the Kings birthday

44. The current king was crowned in 1946. 

45. He holds the record for the longest reign in the modern day monarchy

46. It is illegal to step on a bill or coin, because it has the kings face on it

47. The king and queen currently live in a hospital in Bangkok where they have lived for the past five years

48. The King has a bad cold and he is making a recovery- says every Thai Person 

49. I don't think there are any traffic laws. Whats so ever. 

50.  It is not required that you move out of the way for an ambulance, police car or firetruck.

51. I don't know about anywhere else but in Chiangmai, the officers part of the military coup are really friendly and great people to talk too.

Food

52. It is nearly impossible to remember all the names of the food you eat.

53. Each region of Thailand has its own style of food

55. The food in Thailand is either unbelievably delicious, or absolutely awful. There is no in-between

56. Koi Soy (spicy noodle thing) eat it. Always

57. Pad Thai is delicious but you will get bored of it

58. Massemann Curry (chicken, red curry and potatoes) is life

59. People don't eat with chopsticks

60. We eat with a fork and a spoon. No knife

61. Kha Kai (coconut milk soup)  is real good. I can never get enough

62. Prad Praew Wan (sweet and sour stir fry) will forever be one of my favourites 

63. Fruit and vegetables are always fresh here

64. There are no chemical laws for farming. So make sure to wash it well.

65. You will eat rice with everything

66. They love to fry stuff

67. They do not get rid of the fat on meat

68. Roti sounds strange, fried dough, an egg, possibly a banana, a buttload of condensed sweetened milk and a scoop of sugar. Sounds strange as heck but don't knock it tell you try it. This is the reason I have gained 5kgs.

69. Be prepared to try strange things

70. Do not ask what something is until you try it

71. Sometimes your best option is to close your eyes and eat

72. They love eating butter

73. They love processed food that doesn't need to be refrigerated. You just need to pick it up off the shelf at 711 

74. If you are planning on staying an extended amount of time consider buying calcium pills. They eat very little of it.

75. Although lots of food is spicy, they also have lot of sweet foods.

76. Sticky rice goes good with everything

77. Fake Chinese food in north america is often much better then the fake chinese food severed in Thailand

78. Fish come with their heads on, also often they still have scales and have not been de boned. Just eat around it.

79. They don't refrigerate eggs.

80. Rice, eggs, pork, shrimp, chicken and fish are staple foods

81. Moo Ping (pork on a stick) is delicious, but often the bottom piece is just a big chunk of fat.

82. I don't mean to scare you with these facts. Thai food is amazing, eat it. 

Important Langauge Skills

83. If your skin is white you will be called farang. It doesn't matter if they know your name. 

84. Do not be offended by the word farang it is not suppose to be offensive it is just how they identify you.

85. Sleepy and tired mean completely different things

86. If you are sleepy it means you want to sleep

87. If you are tired to means you probably worked out to hard

88. They don't understand the difference between brother, uncle, and cousin

89. If someone is older then you, put pee before saying their name

90. If someone is younger then you put nawng before their name

91. Everyone in Thailand is a big family. So you may call the lady severing you coffee aunty.

92. If you don't know someones name, guess if they are older then you or younger then you.Then just call them Pee or Nawng

93. The Thai alphabet is long, but don't let it scare you. Once you put some work into it reading and writing it isn't that bad.

94. The tones and vowel lengths are hard. My best advice is just say the word, and see if they understand. If they don't say it with a different tone. They will eventually get it. 

95. If you are a girl you will use the word ka at the end of your sentence

96. If you are a boy you will use krap at the end

97. Ka and Krap have no meaning but it is polite

98. You will also hear na at the end of lots of sentences. This also means nothing. It is just fun to say, and is considered to make your sentences less serious.

99. The language is really simplified. for example:
I am going by car : Pai Rot (go car)

Advice For Future Exchange Students

100. Remember it is very disrespectful to talk back or disobey someone who is older then you

101. Unless you never use Facebook like me, consider making a new page just for Thai people

102. Thai people love to take pictures, especially with the exchange students. You will be a professional model by the end of your exchange.

103. Rotary here is not always gender equal, it is unfortunate, but it is part of the culture

104. You are on exchange to learn the culture, not to change it

105. But that doesn't mean you can't teach them about your own culture

106. Make friends with rebound students, they are incredible

107. They do things very differently here, and it isn't just natural to adjust too it. You may need to work at it

108. Try your hardest to stay positive

109. If you have a problem, talk to someone about it. But Thai people are usually not super straight forward about things, so just be careful with wording.

110. Sa Bai Sa Bai (everything is all good) is the Thai attitude. So if you are having serious problems and talking to a Thai person about them is not helping, don't be afraid to contact someone from back in your home country

111. It is very common for Thai youth to be shy, so you need to put yourself out there. They will not come to you. You need to go to them. 

112. The first few days of school every single person will just stare at you. 

Random and Stuff I Forgot To Add Earlier


113. There are no drying machines

114. You do not wash your undergarments with your clothes they are washed separately

115. If you are a tourist things here are very cheap

116. If you are living on what a Thai person makes it is very expensive here

117. They do not respect copy right or patent laws here. So when you see ads for Victoria Secret swimsuits, do not expect the store to have anything similar to that.

118. It does not matter how thin you are, you will most likely be called fat

119. They think people for Europe and North America only eat bread and ham and cheese sandwiches

120. Thai people are usually really friendly, and very kind. I am more scared of foreigners then Thai people.

121. Yes it is normal for babies to be on motorcycles

122. Do not be scared when random people approach you and ask to take a photo with you, or of you. 

123. Thai people do not understand sarcasm...

124. There are 711's everywhere

125. You could do your grocery shopping at a 711

126. They literally use plastic bags for everything. They put things in plastic bags, just so they can put it into another plastic bag.

127. The most common conversation topics are, "is it delicious?" and "is it beautiful?"

128. If you think people in North America are addicted to there phones, just wait tell you see the Thai people

129. Thai people love using stickers and emojis to talk online

130. Thai people do not wear thai pants. In fact most thai people usually dress quite formal. So Thai pants should really be called tourist pants. (I love these things, they are the comfiest pants in the whole world)

Conclusion

Life in Thailand is very very different from life back in Canada. For me it was a huge culture shock. Even to this day I continue to learn more and more about Thailand. I am in no way an expert on Thailand, and these facts are mostly bias, and from things I have experienced. Everyone will experience Thailand differently from the way I have. I love Thailand, it is a beautiful country and I wouldn't change the fact that I get to do my exchange here, for anything else in the world. 

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